You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.
Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.
It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.