I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who's played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.
Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.
He's (Bruce Sutter) going to be out of action the rest of his career.
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the thirty-first and thirty-second of July.
You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.