I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves.

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.

I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.