Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.

Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.

Beware of privilege. It stinks of rotten fish heads, many of which were lapping the shore beneath the jetties.

I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.

There's no such thing as a mistake, really. It's just an opportunity to do something else.

Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.