A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.

You don't use science to show you're right, you use science to become right.

Man, Farmville is so huge! Do you realize its the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the world?

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space-each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians.

I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant.