I have owned and played a Steinway all my life. It's the best Beethoven piano. The best Chopin piano. And the best Ray Charles piano. I like it, too.

There's a million white people better qualified than a black man to be president of America.

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old, Africa is far too hot and Canada's too cold. And South America stole our name, let's drop the big one.

I always thought my best album was 'Trouble in Paradise.' I was the happiest with that one.

You've got troubles, I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We'll stick together to see it through cause you've got a friend in me.

Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby.

I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and essentially destroying it!