I recently saw Brooke Hogan's new music video, and I've got to say she looked hot.

You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.

I entered this ring Randy Orton, Legend Killer. When all was said and done, I left as Randy Orton, Legend.

Why can't I be naked baby?!

Call me sick. Call me deranged. I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. I'm gonna be your hero whether you like it or not!

You want to know why I am the perfect champion? Because you can take the strength of John Cena; the intelligence of Triple H; the desire of Cena; the athleticism of Triple H; the determination of Cena; the ruthlessness of Triple H... and if you combine these attributes into one person, you get Randy Orton. The only difference is that I have one thing that neither Cena nor Triple H has: the WWE Championship.

I've been around a long time, and it seemed for the longest time like I was the young guy. Now, all of a sudden, I've got fans with beards telling me, "I used to watch you when I was a kid." So, I don't know what happened to all those years, but the little bit I do remember? It was definitely a fun ride.