You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!
I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
The only true phenom...is me.
You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.
The only thing that is pathetic... is you.
Not only am I younger, but I'm better looking.