Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.

Not only am I younger, but I'm better looking.

There's no stopping Randy Orton!

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

Before I was married, before I was with my wife, I was traveling with Ric Flair and women were everywhere. It was crazy. The lifestyle he leads, he's the wheelin', dealin', kiss-stealin' son of a gun. He's Ric Flair and there's no one like him, there won't ever be another like him in the wrestling world again.

There's a new sexy boy now!

If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.