I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.
Randy QuaidI love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.
Randy QuaidWhat I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal.
Randy QuaidI am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.
Randy QuaidI went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family.
Randy QuaidWhen I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.
Randy Quaid