I've always dreamt of having some sort of undercover job. I think it's probably the coolest thing in the world, but ultimately a very lonely life.

Women tend to double-speak - I'm definitely guilty of that.

I don't want to be an artist, go on tour and make a video and wear sexy clothes. I would just love to make music.

I think I'm a natural appreciator of comedy. I was definitely not the girl in junior high that all the guys wanted to date. They wanted to date my friends - which was great, because I had to be funny.

I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time and to hide my pain.

If you feel like you can't actually do the right thing and you're headed off into the field of justice, maybe there's no point in going into it.

In early high school years, I was pretty chubby, and I spent a lot of time on my computer, before it was cool to have a computer - because there was a time that was true. So that's where I developed my personality.