Auditioning is the worst.

Comedy is like music, and the way to make the best music is to have skilled musicians in your band.

Everything is about consumerism. If there's money to be made, there will be an audience and people will feel empowered and I truly believe that women haven't fully tapped into their potential as a market.

I took a Groundlings class in my 20s, and I was terrible. They didn't even pass me to the next level.

Timing is everything with relationships.

I'm terrified of performing live.

I've always dreamt of having some sort of undercover job. I think it's probably the coolest thing in the world, but ultimately a very lonely life.