I don't believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because most students don't have any money. When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. I couldn't go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years.

He knew what the wind was doing to them, where it was taking them, to all the secret places that were never so secret again in life.

When a man talks from his heart, in his moment of truth, he speaks poetry.

I don't like to go to theaters, because I don't like the way most people behave in theaters.

The human race likes to give itself airs. One good volcano can produce more greenhouse gases in a year than the human race has in its entire history.

Why go to a machine when you could go to a human being?

What should I do?" "Throw up in your typewriter every morning." "Yeah." "Clean up every noon.