A man has one, a cat has nine, and in between it's killing time.

I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest, I had to put my clothes on cause it made me depressed.

When I discovered Mose Allison I felt I had discovered the missing link between jazz and blues

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

Life means nothing to you, at least that's what they say. But it doesn't mean that you have the right to take life away.

The intellectual controls the spiritual, the animal respects the natural.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.