I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest, I had to put my clothes on cause it made me depressed.

Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

Don't get depressed when you read the press about world revolution and social unrest. Try not to panic when you switch on the news and see crooked politicians and unemployment queues.

How was I conceived? Was it love, was I meant, or was I just an accident?

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.

If New Orleans is allowed to die, a crucial part of the world's music heritage will disappear.

Now I'm grown up and playing in a band.