Underneath that rude exterior, you've got a heart of gold.
If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist
You don't have to be a genius to find the hidden potential deep in your mind.
I'm susceptible to that sort of thing - to walls and flowers. You can probably get something more from a wall than a person sometimes. It's just put somewhere.
Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.
Don't get depressed when you read the press about world revolution and social unrest. Try not to panic when you switch on the news and see crooked politicians and unemployment queues.