What are we living for? Two roomed apartment on the second floor?

The intellectual controls the spiritual, the animal respects the natural.

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down.

If you weren't naggin', honey, you'd be so sweet.

If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.

I am the image maker, I am the magic maker, I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star.