If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist

Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.

On the surface I'm a mild mannered person, that's until you scratch the animal inside.

Hate builds up from the childhood when your world was a slum, but you haven't got the right to blow it to kingdom come.

At one time they've been the most important thing to me. So I can't hear our records on the radio, I can't stand it, because they sound so out of what everyone else is doing.

Everything is reduced to what's physical in the end, because it's the filth inside people's minds that creates all the evil. What is a body, anyway? I suppose you've got to abuse your body to understand it. If you're not prepared to humiliate yourself in order to give somebody else a moment's pleasure, I don't believe that you've actually lived.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.