Rudolf Valentino looks very much alive and he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by.

I'm not cheap, you understand, I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land.

Dissatisfied with what I am, I want to be a better man.

Goods gone bad, but right is wrong, and I don't know which side I'm on lately.

What I try to do probably doesn't come out. What I've worked out what I do - I might not be right - is to do something very personal, and then suddenly I look at it, up in the air. I blow it up and look at it and then I come down again - a better man.

When he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess.

Celluloid heroes never feel any pain.