He's better than the rest, and his arm sweat smells the best.

Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.

I've written so many songs about Englishmen, I have to go elsewhere.

Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.

The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats.

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.

I'm susceptible to that sort of thing - to walls and flowers. You can probably get something more from a wall than a person sometimes. It's just put somewhere.