Don't get depressed when you read the press about world revolution and social unrest. Try not to panic when you switch on the news and see crooked politicians and unemployment queues.

You say your image is new, but it looks well tested.

Money's the solution, curing all the ails of the nation. But what about the hearts of man?

I like surfers. Their imagery, it's great.

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

Jogging in the park is my excuse to look at all the girls.

Hate builds up from the childhood when your world was a slum, but you haven't got the right to blow it to kingdom come.