You look like a human being, but you don't have a mind of your own.
This is a great opportunity for musicians to display their talent by re-interpreting some classic Kinks songs. Good luck, enjoy, be creative... be outrageous!
If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist
Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.
Pity is easy, but it is difficult to care.
A man has one, a cat has nine, and in between it's killing time.