They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

If I owned a Rembrandt and it had some dull colors, I don't think I'd go put reds and yellows in there just to brighten it up. I feel the same way about old golf courses. When you have a masterpiece, I sure wouldn't tinker with it.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.

I honestly believe that with a strong mind, you can literally 'will' the ball into the hole.

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class.