I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male.

Art is doing something you really believe in.

I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil.

Unfortunately, most men would only be interested in a woman's mind if it bounced when she walked.

I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.

It's kind of dumb; everybody should be able to listen to the kind of music they want and just because you're a fan of a band for a longer period of time doesn't mean you have a greater stake of claim to the band or the music.

Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.