I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male.

I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out.

Unfortunately, most men would only be interested in a woman's mind if it bounced when she walked.

Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

And we hope that when they hear it, you know, it'll make people get out of their cars and just go live life to the fullest!

God, I hate my voice! Everyone thinks I'm a female, probably... I am actually a male!

I was Pac-Man. It was the worst costume ever. You would expect a big round suit, but it was just a mask and a smock with a maze on it.