You can always tell a detective on TV. He never takes his hat off.

I'm in a wild mood tonight. I want to go dance in the foam. I hear the banshees calling.

You're broke, eh?" I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate.

All reading for pleasure is entertainment.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

It seemed like a nice neighborhood to have bad habits in.

Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.