Why should I be worried about dying? It's not going to happen in my lifetime!

It has always puzzled me that so many people have taken it for granted that God favors those who believe in him. Isn't it possible that the actual God is a scientific God who has little patience with beliefs founded on faith rather than evidence?

I have free will, but not of my own choice. I have never freely chosen to have free will. I have to have free will, whether I like it or not!

Some people are always critical of vague statements. I tend rather to be critical of precise statements; they are the only ones which can correctly be labeled wrong.

Why should I be worried about dying? It's not going to happen in my lifetime!

Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.

Why should I be worried about death?