It's cool to have it when your money is working for you.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell.

Bono? Who the hell is that?

I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway.

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson.