You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.
It's a cold world, better pack your own heat.
I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson.
It's cool to have it when your money is working for you.
I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.
Male groupies gettin' shaky when I come from the rear.