Realizing you're not anything special to the kids is always a great sort of reminder that you're just a regular person. A regular embarrassing old mom.

Never miss an opportunity to just shut up.

Women are wives and mothers and girlfriends, but not the center of our own stories. No one's the good guy; no one's the bad guy. We all do deplorable things and very honorable things.

I played a lawyer in a movie so many times I think I am a lawyer. And clearly I'm not a lawyer, because I got arrested.

It really bothers me when people don't use coasters. Particularly on my table.

There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.

God bless that women are free in America. We can say what we want, and I do think women will heal the world.