The more respect I had for myself, and the more I took care of myself, the more I understood what I needed out of a partner.

No woman's getting hired because of her potential. I hope that we can invest more in female potential.

Never miss an opportunity to just shut up.

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.

I mean, really: He called me 33 percent lesbian, which was a gross underestimation of my lesbian-ness.

I have a good memory for certain things. And a very short memory for painful things - that's my favorite Martha Stewart quote, by the way.

I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was over. You just don't correct somebody's grammar. That's just not okay. I'm from Tennessee, so I probably say everything wrong. I might have said ain't, or something like that.