Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.

I don't mind getting beaten, but I hate to lose.

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

Hitting is better than sex.

True success is one of the greatest needs. Success is not something you stumble onto or come to by accident. It is something you must sincerely prepare for. Take a good look at successes, and you'll see he same consistent qualities all the time - qualities of one's character that make one strive for a goal with a standard of unmatched excellence.

Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.

Fans don't boo nobodies.