Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.

I didn't come to New York to be a star. I brought my star with me.

Home run hitters strike out a lot.

Babe Ruth was great. I'm just lucky.

So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

I'm the straw that stirs the drink.