Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.
I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care.
I am the best in baseball.
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.
The only way I'm going to get a gold glove is with a can of spray paint.
I'm the straw that stirs the drink.