The only way I'm going to get a gold glove is with a can of spray paint.
I don't mind getting beaten, but I hate to lose.
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care.
Hitting is better than sex.
In the building I live in on Park Avenue there are ten people who could buy the Yankees, but none of them could hit the ball out of Yankee Stadium.