I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care.
Please God, let me hit one. I'll tell everybody you did it.
Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.
There's a manager (Billy Martin) I could play for.
Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.
Hitting is better than sex.