So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start.

The only way I'm going to get a gold glove is with a can of spray paint.

The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

I have a hard time believing athletes are overpriced. If an owner is losing money, give it up. It's a business. I have trouble figuring out why owners would stay in if they're losing money.

October: that's when they pay off for playing ball.

Babe Ruth was great. I'm just lucky.

The only difference between me and those other great Yankees is my skin color.