So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start.

Hitting is better than sex.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

I couldn't quit, because of all the kids, and the blacks, and the little people pulling for me. I represent both the underdog and the overdog in our society.

I'm the straw that stirs the drink.

I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care.