In the absence of truth there is confusion, the essence of truth.

I usually just say I'm a stand-up comedian, but I use looping machines to create ideas with my voice.

I've always wanted to do a Shakespearean soliloquy, or a fake Shakespearean soliloquy, and now I'm doing that more often in shows. Things I've always wanted to do starting to happen.

I like sincerely talking about market analysis and how marketing is ahead of design and design needs to catch up to fulfill the promise of the marketing.

Everyone speaks stupid.

Science gives you an understanding of the physical world, and it increases the capacity for fascination.

The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or anything remotely close to that. It's basically me juggling words and concepts and phrases and being stupid.