I've worked for 55 years. I'm going to take a little time off, to tell you the truth. It's just that now in the last couple of weeks, Gelman is pouring it on. 'Farewell to Regis!' It's getting embarrassing.

I think theres a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth.

I guess I'm afraid to retire because I don't know what I would do. I don't know what my talent is. So I don't know. So maybe I'm afraid to stop, but I've got to stop.

A lot of guys really I get the feeling don't care whether you like their show or not, you know. I want people to enjoy what I do, and understand what I'm doing is for their enjoyment, it's all I can ask for.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

The original reality show.

What's so wonderful about being 6'3. What is this mythical edge tall men have over average and short men?