I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

No man should tell a lie unless he is shrewd enough to recognize the time for renouncing it, if and when it comes, and knows how to renounce it gracefully.

Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn't leak and no tire is flat.

I love books, food, music, sleep, people who work, heated arguments, the United States of America, and my wife and children. I dislike politicians, preachers, genteel persons, people who do not work or are on vacation, closed minds, movies, loud noises, and oiliness.

I don't answer questions containing two or more unsupported assumptions.

A man may debar nonsense from his library of reason, but not from the arena of his impulses.