I still can't decide which is more fun - reading or writing.

All my important decisions are made for me by my subconscious. My frontal lobes are just kidding themselves that they decide anything at all. All they do is think up reasons for the decisions that are already made.

The more you put in your brain, the more it will hold - if you have one.

Chili is one of the great peasant foods. It is one of the few contributions America has made to world cuisine. Eaten with corn bread, sweet onion, sour cream, it contains all five of the elements deemed essential by the sages of the Orient: sweet, sour, salty, pungent, and bitter.

God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.

Subtlety chases the obvious up a never-ending spiral and never quite catches it.

Being broke is not a disgrace, it is only a catastrophe.