As between the intolerable and the merely distasteful, I must choose the latter.
Being broke is not a disgrace, it is only a catastrophe.
The brain can be hoodwinked but not the stomach.
If your ego is in good shape you will pretend you're surprised if a National Chairman calls you to tell you his party wants to nominate you for President of the United States, but you're not really surprised.
Only fools and philosophers waste time on the unknowable.
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off