The requisitions of the income tax have added greatly to the attractions of mercenary crime.

Afraid? I can dodge folly without backing into fear.

The only thing I want is something I can't have; and that is to know if, 100 years from now, people will still buy my books.

Labels are for the things men make, not for men. The most primitive man is too complex to be labeled.

The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off

I don't answer questions containing two or more unsupported assumptions.

As I understand it, a born executive is a guy who, when anything difficult or unexpected happens, yells for somebody to come and help him.