I am the least likely person in the world to be in an American football film! Which is why I couldn't say no to The Replacements; I thought it was hilarious.

Villains are fun. I think the important thing in playing them is that they don't see themselves as villains. It lets you be a little more expansive.

I am an artisan. I only became an artist when people watch what I do. That is when it becomes art.

My work is my way of expressing myself without being arrested.

We're both Welshmen and growing up, when Howard Marks was finally caught, it was all over the news. He did an interview in the Welsh language, which I also speak, and I was sort of just amazed that this man from a small country was for many years supplying much of the world with most of the marijuana it was smoking. It was incredible.

I freely admit that I am a bit of a misfit.

I play really bad punk rock guitar. Age-old friends; it's just great hanging out with your mates, causing havoc.