None of this was written to hurt anybody's feelings.

I laugh a lot in the ring when I'’m having fun.

If wrestling can be considered an art form, then [Ric Flair] is using oils, and the many others merely water colors.

It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, whoa! wheelin dealin’, limosuine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down!

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

To be the man, you gotta beat the man!

I'm every woman's dream and every man's nightmare.