I didn't know there were so many ghosts in [New] York.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

That's why you hear about people coming up with inventions almost at the same time, because someone else is thinking about it.

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

I'm not one of those Star Wars guys that has seen [my favorite movie] 97 times.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.