Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.

You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.

Al Gore's performances could be a case study in abnormal-psychology classes.

John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.

[Donald Trump] campaigned on an enormous tax cut, and he campaigned on a deregulatory agenda.

Any [political] party without principles is rudderless and passive.

It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well...