The modern haematologist, instead of describing in English what he can see, prefers to describe in Greek what he can’t.

The modern haematologist, instead of describing in English what he can see, prefers to describe in Greek what he can’t.

Too often a sister puts all her patients back to bed as a housewife puts all her plates back in the plate-rack-to make a generally tidy appearance.

Gynaecologists are very smooth indeed. Because they have to listen to woeful and sordid symptoms they develop an expression of refinement and sympathy.

Despair is better treated with hope, not dope.

It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery.

For many doctors the achievement of a published article is a tedious duty to be surmounted as a necessary hurdle in a medical career.