To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief.

We will not anticipate the past; so mind, young people,-our retrospection will be all to the future.

The most threatened group in human societies as in animal societies is the unmated male: the unmated male is more likely to wind up in prison or in an asylum or dead than his mated counterpart. He is less likely to be promoted at work and he is considered a poor credit risk.

Easy writing's curst hard reading.

In all cases of slander currency, whenever the forger of the lie is not to be found, the injured parties should have a right to come on any of the indorsers.

If it is abuse, - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned goodnatured friend or another!

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.