The heart that is conscious of its own integrity is ever slow to credit another´s treachery.

An oyster may be crossed in love.

For in religion as in friendship, they who profess most are ever the least sincere.

It is not my interest to pay the principal, nor my principle to pay the interest.

Wit loses its point when dipped in malice.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses