Here is the whole set! a character dead at every word.

I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere.

Where they do agree on the stage, their unanimity is wonderful.

Never say more than is necessary.

Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day.

Happiness is an exotic of celestial birth.

Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.