Humanity always becomes a conqueror.

If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!

An apothecary should never be out of spirits.

The most threatened group in human societies as in animal societies is the unmated male: the unmated male is more likely to wind up in prison or in an asylum or dead than his mated counterpart. He is less likely to be promoted at work and he is considered a poor credit risk.

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed.

A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in.