Libertarians are believers in small government who really mean it -- no excuses, no exceptions. [For Libertarians], the excesses of government are their best recruiters.

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.

Only the stupefying ignorance of young women prevents them from comprehending the stupefying emptiness of the men who cluster round them.

Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty.

Depression manifests itself in a lack of will.

Public opinion should not be confused with popular sentiment. Popular sentiment is what people say to one another around their dinner tables. Popular opinion is what they say to callers from polling organizations.

One of the benefits of a bad education is the constant pleasure of discovery.