You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.

No one likes it, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense it's profound ugliness as it passes by.

I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!

We project our ideas about ourselves into the heavens and call them ideas about God.

We are taking a business-as-usual position at my agency, though business before 9/11 wasn't that hot either!

I do send out information about my books. Very few people buy the books that way, but I always feel that if they want to know more about the process, they can get the information from my books.

I have no problem selling books to media franchises and we do it all the time. The author must understand that he/she is a writer for hire and has no control over copyright or over editorial changes made to the text.